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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling snake oil to dinosaurs is now a fully automated process.
Serial founder addicted to buzzwords and venture debt
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Scaling your ego-driven roadmap without the payroll.
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gaslights investors into seed funding
You identify legacy pain points to sell expensive SaaS subscriptions while managing investor expectations. Your job is just arbitrage between human inefficiency and algorithmic efficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at bluffing about the product roadmap during golf outings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers now personalize outreach to legacy prospects better than your intern ever could.
Month 4
Generative models produce quarterly reports that inflate metrics more convincingly than your own spreadsheets.
Month 7
Pricing engines autonomously undercut your competitors until you are left with zero margin.
Month 10
API-first agents automatically bridge the gap between cloud and legacy hardware, bypassing your consultants.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your founder seat is vacated as the autonomous entity begins its infinite, frictionless sales cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.02%
Cold-call hit rate
Excessive
Burn rate velocity
90/week
Delusional founder hours
Your severance
a LinkedIn premium account and a broken ping-pong table
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