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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour ability to buy lunch for executives will be automated soon.
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You navigate complex procurement layers and manage internal champions to secure multi-year software licensing contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of reading the room during a tense contract negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent automatically drafts and sends all your follow-up emails.
Month 5
Vision models scrape LinkedIn to build your prospect org charts daily.
Month 9
Virtual avatars take your discovery calls with 99 percent accuracy.
Month 15
Enterprise buying software handles all contract terms without human intervention.
Month 22 · D-Day
The enterprise simply buys software from another, better-priced algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
too high
Average lunch tab
450
Emails sent per deal
60 percent
Time spent in Zoom
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and one stale bagel.
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