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September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling software that replaces your clients before it replaces you.
Expert at turning 'not interested' into 'let's chat later'.
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Closing deals while you sleep.
squeeze.you▸ PITCH-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire procurement sign-off process
You pitch complex features to skeptical buyers and struggle to configure their messy internal legacy systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate personalized cold emails better than you do.
Month 5
Interactive avatars handle demos while answering real-time questions.
Month 12
Systems link directly to the client's internal compliance software.
Month 16
Software updates itself based on the client's specific environment.
Month 22 · D-Day
You receive an automated email about your own termination.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
142
Emails sent daily
8%
Demo-to-close ratio
20 hours
Time spent in discovery
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one expired trial license.
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