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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating vague executive whim into expensive technical debt is easily automated.
Professional drawer of boxes that nobody actually reads.
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Architecting your collapse without the whiteboard mess.
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generates non-functional requirement documents in seconds
You draft high-level diagrams and select enterprise software stacks to link fragmented systems. You justify costs to leadership.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a C-level executive is about to lie about budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI vacuums up all your past whiteboarding diagrams and memos.
Month 4
The machine learns to suggest the same three vendors always.
Month 8
Software starts building architectural drafts without human box-drawing.
Month 13
Automated presentations soothe executives with perfectly rendered, pointless graphs.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a thank-you email sent by your own replacement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
8 liters
Whiteboard ink consumed annually
14
Acronyms invented per meeting
99 percent
Diagrams ignored by dev teams
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