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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell the automation that makes your own existence entirely optional.
Professional slide-deck architect and pivot-table enthusiast.
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You draft slide decks about market shifts and facilitate workshops to justify massive corporate restructuring efforts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the boardroom tension when a client realizes their strategy is failing.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven design tools build your slide decks automatically from raw data.
Month 4
Algorithms scrape real-time market data to replace your manual white papers.
Month 8
Boardroom cameras detect executive frustration to adjust strategies in real time.
Month 13
Deep learning models predict restructuring outcomes better than any human consultant.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes direct control and fires the consulting firm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4,200
Slides produced annually
88%
Average workshop confusion
0.04%
Meaningful insights generated
Your severance
One premium subscription to a defunct strategy newsletter.
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