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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsPowerPoint presentations are just expensive fiction for middle management.
Expert in turning empty charts into billion-dollar dreams.
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You draft slides and spreadsheets to convince executives that your company has a future. It does not.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is lying to everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI templates replace your hand-drawn charts and messy bullet points.
Month 5
Live dashboards replace the need for your manual status reports.
Month 10
Algorithms predict strategy outcomes better than your gut feeling.
Month 15
System agents manage project tasks without needing human alignment.
Month 21 · D-Day
Corporate strategy is now executed by the central efficiency engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
400+
Slides produced per quarter
3
Strategy pivots since lunch
92%
Percentage of time in meetings
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic meditation app.
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