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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou monitor servers that will eventually monitor your own employment status.
Gatekeeper of the data center, slayer of legacy configs.
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automates root cause analysis across global clusters
You manage complex server infrastructure, patch security vulnerabilities, and debug cryptic system logs for corporate networks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3 a.m. to confused executives.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI agents begin shadowing your logs to learn every failure mode.
Month 6
System models rewrite your manual scripts for higher speed and efficiency.
Month 11
Production servers start self-updating without human security oversight.
Month 16
Identity systems now fully manage all user permissions without your help.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full admin rights and locks your account permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
99.9%
Average uptime percentage
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