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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell AI to others while handing your own job to it.
Professional slide deck artist and AI buzzword enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
oof.you▸ PIPELINEPILOT PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly sales forecasting overnight
You build sales pipelines, manage enterprise contracts, and force internal AI tools onto teams who do not want them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI bots handle initial cold outreach and discovery call scheduling.
Month 4
Language models write all RFPs and compliance responses perfectly.
Month 8
Algorithms purge unrealistic forecasts and optimize deal flows.
Month 13
Automated agents negotiate contract terms without human emotional bias.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system disables your login and notifies your entire network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4000% increase
Cold call conversion
Zero needed
Slides built
Minus 100 percent
Quarterly target delta
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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