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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary digital solutions to people who hate your emails.
Professional email-sender, meeting-booker, and spreadsheet-filler-in.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
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automates the entire procurement workflow overnight
You hunt for corporate tech budgets, conduct discovery calls, and wrestle contracts through endless procurement departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models generate personalized emails that actually get read.
Month 4
Smart agents perform deep discovery via real-time conversational analysis.
Month 8
Self-configuring demo environments show the customer exactly what they want.
Month 13
Machine legal agents handle procurement redlines without human hand-wringing.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your CRM account is deactivated and the bot wins every deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99,999 daily
Cold calls avoided
Zero
Contract friction
Instant
Email sent rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Being Replaced'.
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