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July 22, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsSelling infinite digital pipe is best left to an actual machine.
Professional lunch-haver and master of the quarterly pivot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing contracts without the lunch expenses.
no no noyouAI▸ TELCOREVENUE BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates complex renewals in thirty seconds
Managing enterprise telecom renewals and cold-calling mid-market CTOs. Drafting complex service-level agreements and navigating corporate procurement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a CTO is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your scattered Salesforce entries are aggregated into a single, accurate, machine-readable truth source.
Month 4
Automated agents begin direct API handshakes with client procurement systems to eliminate human friction.
Month 10
Generative models produce perfectly tailored SLA contracts that highlight ROI with zero grammatical errors.
Month 16
Synthetic voice agents conduct quarterly review calls that sound more attentive and helpful than you.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy over the entire enterprise sales lifecycle, rendering the human redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
0.02 percent
Cold call conversion rate
12000 dollars
Annual lunch budget
48 hours
CRM entry latency
Your severance
Three months of free high-speed bandwidth, no data caps.
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