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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsBillionaires prefer high-speed physics simulations that do not require cages.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aerial routines, zero biological upkeep.
oof.you▸ KINETICSPECTRE-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes perfect triple flips on command
Performing complex physical stunts for high-net-worth audiences. Maintaining extreme core strength and flexibility.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine terror of a slightly mistimed somersault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Cameras track your exact movement patterns for data ingestion.
Month 6
Billionaires get used to watching digitized versions of you.
Month 13
Automated winch systems replace the need for manual rigging.
Month 18
Quiet, brushless motors replicate your agility without the biological mess.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your contract is replaced by a perpetual software license.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
12G constant
G-force tolerance
400 USD yearly
Maintenance cost
100 percent synthetic
Audience applause
Your severance
One oversized hamster wheel and a lifetime of pellets.
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