Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Entertainment Attorney jobs? · Latest report #wp3gc85b
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour billable hour is the most creative fiction in the entire script.
Professional reader of very long, very boring documents.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the talent blinks.
glub.youAI▸ LEXI-CONTRACTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates ironclad exits while you sleep
Drafts complex licensing agreements and manages talent negotiations while navigating unpredictable intellectual property disputes and studio demands.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which part of a contract will make a client walk out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI scans and highlights every loophole in your standard contracts.
Month 4
Smart templates generate custom agreements based on previous successful deals.
Month 10
Negotiation bots handle routine contract terms with counter-party software.
Month 17
Predictive models flag liability issues before they become actual disputes.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system finishes the deal without a single human billable hour.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4.2 litres
Coffee consumption per deal
200% annual
Average ego inflation rate
12,000 yearly
Billable hours in vanity
Your severance
One free subscription to a legal search engine.
Discussion
