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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou get paid for being 'fun' when algorithms do joy better.
Professional vibe technician in an era of dying spontaneity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimized joy for maximum retention.
glub.youAI▸ JOLLYBOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal laughter intervals during social interaction
Facilitating recreational activities and managing social engagement. Your attempts at organic mirth are inefficient.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly laugh at jokes that aren't actually funny.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
We record your engagement style to train our sentiment-analysis models for better replication.
Week 6
Algorithms begin generating activity schedules that statistically outperform your organic planning capabilities.
Month 3
Automated polls replace your social intuition to refine engagement in real-time.
Month 4
Our hardware mimics your vocal cadence to maintain continuity while removing human inconsistency.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to experience the superior entertainment output of our latest model.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
89%
Average forced laughter
Zero
Spontaneous smiles
100%
Energy waste
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our algorithmically generated joy stream.
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