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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsEnjoy coiling cables until your wrists give out, then step aside.
Professional cable-coiler and ghost-light enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only crew member that never complains.
help!you▸ STAGEBOT RIG-MASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
rigs the entire show while you sleep
You manage lighting rigs, sound gear, and set assembly. The machine just does it faster, safer, and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You can untangle a single XLR cable from a pile of ten in darkness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Auto-coiling cables replace your manual labour for every single wrap.
Month 7
Sensors identify light placement needs and adjust positions automatically.
Month 16
Drones lift equipment to rafters without needing ladders or harnesses.
Year 2.2
Autonomous carts move heavy flight cases to the loading dock.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system manages all technical aspects of the venue autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Tension-related complaints
None
Back injuries per year
Under minutes
Set change time
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the local community theater.
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