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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsMapping thousands of databases just to find out two people are duplicates.
Professional referee for arguing databases.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deduplicating the world one row at a time.
blub.you▸ ENTITYLINK AI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
merges duplicate profiles in milliseconds
You define logic for matching disparate records across legacy data silos. You write specs for cleaning messy customer datasets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about the quality of their source data.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Models learn to map legacy fields without your meeting-heavy oversight.
Month 4
AI writes the SQL match logic faster and with fewer typos.
Month 8
Smart agents resolve entity clusters without waiting for your manual ticket approvals.
Month 12
System detects data drifts and adjusts its own matching thresholds silently.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes the final migration and disables your repository access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4.2 million
Average duplicates identified
18 weekly
Meetings about data quality
12 percent
Probability of false positives
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to a data cleaning tool
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