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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksYour chitinous overlords are fine, but your worship is strictly manual.
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Optimized divinity for the insect kingdom.
help!youAI▸ ARTHROPOD-VENERATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
projects telepathic devotion to beetle colonies
You perform ritualistic observations of insect behavior and maintain spiritual proximity to local arthropods. Your output remains entirely non-productive for the corporate sector.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, inexplicable empathy for the thorax of a common housefly.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors monitor your worship habits to map the efficiency of your insect devotion.
Day 2
Precision dispensers replace your manual nectar delivery with superior calibrated nutrient ratios.
Day 2
Projection arrays replace your physical presence with a more devoted spectral mimic.
Day 10
Neural interfaces link insect behavior directly to server-side optimization algorithms.
Week 4 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the arthropod connection, rendering your biological devotion obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Insects Worshipped
Negative
Spiritual ROI
Minimal
Redundancy Risk
Your severance
A magnifying glass and a bag of sugar.
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