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Will AI replace Entomology Test Subject jobs? · Latest report #dew3edb2
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsScience has finally realized your primary function is being a blood donor.
Professional human vessel for blood-sucking insect data
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Synthetic skin that bleeds on command.
split.youAI▸ SKEETER-SENTRY 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
emits precise chemical pheromones to replicate victims
You sit in containment chambers while mosquitoes feed on your skin. Researchers measure attraction metrics based on your body chemistry and heat.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of regretting your career choice while the itching persists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
We map your specific heat signature and CO2 output to digital sensor arrays.
Month 6
Silicone-based membranes replace human epidermis to simulate blood-flow and surface temperature.
Month 12
Controlled vacuum systems replicate mosquito biting pressure without human nervous system feedback.
Month 18
AI algorithms correlate chemical emissions with landing rates faster than biological trial reporting.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The final human test subject is replaced by a thermally-conductive, blood-circulating dummy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42
bites per hour
8/10
itch intensity
0%
human utility
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium anti-itch hydrocortisone cream.
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