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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsProfessional networking for people who have already sold their last mediocre startup.
Serial founder currently incubating another inevitable pivot.
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filters bad ideas with perfect efficiency
You spend all day coffee-meeting founders and pitching thesis decks to partners who barely listen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to a limited partner over a glass of whiskey.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes social signals to generate your next investment thesis.
Month 5
Language models write your deal memos with more buzzwords than you.
Month 10
Avatars conduct discovery calls to save your precious lunch time.
Month 15
Data models pick the winners before you even finish your espresso.
Month 18 · D-Day
The fund realizes it doesn't need a middleman to find deals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
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Unicorns discovered
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