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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTeaching people how to disrupt industries you are about to lose.
Expert at theorizing about markets you never actually conquered
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turn theoretical pivots into actual profit margins.
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grades pitch decks while you sleep
Instructs students on business modeling, pitching, and venture strategy. Provides feedback on mock slide decks and lectures on theoretical market dynamics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still vividly describe the failure of your failed 2005 startup.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Upload every lecture slide and syllabus to our database for immediate student access.
Month 6
Vision models score slide deck visuals and narrative consistency against historical successful pitches.
Month 13
AI agents replace office hours by providing hyper-personalized, critical business model critiques.
Month 20
Virtual market environments replace the guest lecture with real-time, zero-cost failure simulations.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your tenure is legacy code and the faculty lounge is converted to a server farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
Negative
Student ROI
Instant
Pitch Deck Analysis
100% Deviation
Theory vs Reality
Your severance
a lecture on why your career was inefficient
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