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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour job is just a flowchart that even a toddler understands.
Professional password-resetter and printer-jiggler extraordinaire.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving your user misery at sub-millisecond speed.
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You reset passwords and tell users to restart their hardware. You turn tickets into closed resolutions for endless queues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is actually lying about spilling coffee on their keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your password tool now handles all user resets without your help.
Week 6
Smart bots guide users through reboots without ever needing human input.
Month 3
Sensors identify hardware failures before the user even reports the issue.
Month 4
The network corrects its own downtime without any ticket creation required.
Month 6 · D-Day
The helpdesk console is deleted and your cubicle is reclaimed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.02 seconds
Average password reset time
99.99 percent
Ticket resolution rate
100 percent
Human frustration index
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of LinkedIn learning.
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