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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsTurning your urgent moral outrage into a scheduled, efficient data point.
Professional doom-monger, PowerPoint enthusiast, and expert at sighs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutrality in every policy recommendation.
squeeze.youAI▸ ECOPOLICY BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal policy paths without human guilt
Drafting policy briefs and lobbying officials for systemic change. You turn complex ecological data into persuasive narratives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still stare down a lobbyist until they actually feel shame.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify policy shifts before you even finish your coffee.
Month 6
AI models generate perfect, emotion-free briefs for every local official.
Month 13
Bots flood legislative inboxes with perfectly calibrated and researched demands.
Month 21
Software automatically files lawsuits whenever compliance thresholds are slightly breached.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
A quiet update removes your access to the policy dashboard forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
450
policy briefs generated hourly
zero
emotional resonance score
forever
lobbying hours saved
Your severance
A reusable hemp tote bag and a lecture.
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