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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou measure the world so the world can ignore your reports.
Professional dirt-counter and regulatory document enthusiast
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning wild ecosystems into compliance spreadsheets
glub.youAI▸ ECOCERT-OS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfect permits while you sleep
Field scientists gather site data to satisfy complex government permit requirements. AI will write those permits for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell the difference between a healthy wetland and a dying one.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-res sensors map every plant in your assigned survey area.
Month 6
Your old reports feed a model to automate future boilerplate.
Month 13
Regulators accept submissions direct from your company software interface.
Month 20
Drones inspect sites for changes without needing a human chaperone.
Year 2 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully automated permit processing system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4,000 yearly
Pages of useless boilerplate
89%
Hours spent ignoring mud
Instant
Regulation compliance speed
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the parks you once surveyed.
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