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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning nature into spreadsheets until there is nothing left to teach.
Professional guilt-tripper for the sake of the planet
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Nature simulations without the messy outdoor parts.
oof.youAI▸ GAIALOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite grant applications in seconds
You draft green curriculums, manage workshops, and beg for funding to make kids care about trees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific forest matters to a skeptical group of teenagers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI creates perfectly optimized environmental infographics to replace your slow design work.
Month 3
A script scrapes local funding needs and writes winning grant applications.
Month 6
VR headsets replace the need for organizing physical outdoor school visits.
Month 9
Bots handle all project communication so you can be removed entirely.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your project account is archived forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Zero point zero
Trees saved per slide
Ninety-four percent
Funding grant rejection rate
Three thousand
Hours spent on Canva
Your severance
A recycled tote bag and one potted succulent
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