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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTesting pool water is just glorified science-themed pool hopping.
Professional pool taster and clipboard enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drowning the competition in pure efficiency.
ow.youAI▸ AQUACHECK PRO 3000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
calibrates water ph level remotely
You inspect public pools for sanitation violations and chemical safety. Your clipboard is effectively your only personality trait.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a teenager lies about when they last cleaned the skimmer.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Your paper clipboard is replaced by a tablet with automated forms.
Month 9
Water quality data is beamed to the cloud in real-time.
Month 21
Small underwater units perform routine physical pump room inspections.
Year 2.9
Violation notices are automatically emailed to pool managers without input.
Year 4 · D-Day
The department human is now entirely surplus to requirements.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
99.9 percent
Average chlorine test accuracy
12 per hour
Public complaints ignored
Zero
Clipboards left in pool
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the community center you inspected.
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