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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour hours of agonizing over sub-clauses are now just data ingestion tasks.
Professional reader of very long, very boring documents.
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Turning legal precedent into final judgements instantly.
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cross-examines witnesses with perfect historical recall
You draft briefs, analyze endless environmental compliance records, and argue against industrial defendants in administrative hearings. Your legal strategy is essentially just pattern-matching precedents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific performative outrage required for a judge's emotional benefit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent begins summarizing internal case files and public discovery documents for your review.
Month 4
The system generates initial drafts of motions based on your historical writing style and database.
Month 10
Automated tools scan millions of pages to flag non-compliance evidence without needing your intervention.
Month 16
Algorithms model the opposing counsel's responses to guarantee the highest probability of winning settlements.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the firm's database is revoked as the system handles all hearings autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
450
Briefs processed per second
1200
Human hours per settlement
0.002%
AI error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw and a stress ball.
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