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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPutting small plastic vials into cardboard boxes is not a career.
Professional box-folder and vial-arranger extraordinaire.
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sluurp.you▸ PACKBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
seals and labels 500 kits hourly
You sort test tubes and buffers into kits for field testers. You fold boxes all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly fast at taping a box shut while holding a coffee.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated belts move kit components directly to assembly stations.
Month 5
Sensors identify dented vials faster than your tired eyes ever could.
Month 10
High-speed grippers begin placing components into the folded boxes.
Month 16
Machines fold, glue, and tape boxes without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final manual station is powered down forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
1200
Boxes folded per shift
4
Items dropped daily
8km
Tape consumed annually
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty cardboard boxes.
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