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Will AI replace Environmentalist jobs? · Latest report #x93cg8y5
Your job has an expiration date
May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsSaving the planet is just data visualization with a sadder font.
Professional bearer of bad news and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying your footprint before you leave it.
glub.youAI▸ ECOSCAN-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects total planetary ruin in real time
You compile field data and report on ecological impact. Sensors will do the observing and analysis for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can hold a genuinely awkward silence during a corporate sustainability committee meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Internet-connected probes take over all your manual water and soil testing.
Month 5
Smart models ingest all field logs to generate your monthly reports.
Month 15
The AI writes better, more persuasive legislative briefs than you ever did.
Year 2.2
An avatar presents the data to boards, removing your pesky emotional inflection.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
Your expertise is fully redundant; the planet is now managed by algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4.2 Gallons
Coffee consumed while ranting
98 Percent
Field reports ignored by board
89 Percent
Percentage of work using spreadsheets
Your severance
A reusable bamboo coffee cup and a firm handshake.
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