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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Epic Application Specialist jobs? · Latest report #9atnx76p
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou click buttons in Epic so surgeons do not have to.
Professional translator between broken code and angry surgeons.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated charting that actually listens.
glub.youAI▸ CLINICALOPTIMAX V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
pre-fills anesthesia records before induction starts
You configure anesthesia workflows and troubleshoot Epic perioperative modules. Your value is merely a bridge between complex code and doctors who hate computers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which surgical nurse is about to report a phantom system error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software scrapes your entire Epic configuration to identify every redundant workflow setting.
Month 5
Anesthesia record-keeping is transitioned to direct-to-EHR data streams from monitors.
Month 12
Predictive AI takes over the management of surgical access rights and credentials.
Month 16
Clinical support tickets are resolved via automated diagnostics before surgeons notice a glitch.
Year 2 · D-Day
The specialist role is purged from the HR system as the server manages itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.9%
Click-through rate
zero
Anesthesia downtime
8 million
User tickets purged
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to the Epic user forum.
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