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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTranslating clinician complaints into build tickets until the build replaces you.
Master of tickets, builder of flowsheets, solver of mysteries.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System configuration with zero human friction.
squeeze.youAI▸ EHR-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
auto-configures workflows based on provider behavior
You build, test, and maintain Epic EHR workflows for clinical staff. You spend your days fighting configuration tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused surgeon why the smart-phrase isn't firing correctly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI filters clinician complaints before they reach your inbox.
Month 5
The system suggests and auto-applies configurations based on usage data.
Month 12
Software robots perform all mandatory testing without human intervention.
Month 19
The EHR detects and fixes its own configuration errors instantly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The analyst role is removed from the organizational chart entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4.2 seconds
Ticket resolution time
99.9 percent
Clinician satisfaction rate
50,000 daily
Unread emails ignored
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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