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August 30, 2027
In 10 monthsConverting your complex EHR workflows into an infinite loop of death.
Professional translator between developer nonsense and medical sanity.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated onboarding for the soul-crushed.
help!youAI▸ CLINICALSCRIPTOR PRO-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers mandatory training modules during sleep
You spend your days memorizing build configurations and teaching nurses how to click buttons in a specific sequence. You are the ultimate human error buffer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a nurse loses their will to live.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
All classroom training slides are converted into interactive AI-driven video walkthroughs.
Week 9
Proficiency assessments are replaced by real-time monitoring of user click-patterns in the EHR.
Month 5
An agent optimizes build configurations automatically, rendering your specific workflow lessons obsolete.
Month 8
A support agent handles all user questions about button sequences and charting errors.
Month 10 · D-Day
The system assumes full training authority, leaving you with no tasks and no credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.2%
Click-path frustration
14/hr
Trainees falling asleep
Expired
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