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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou spend your life fixing tickets for doctors who hate computers.
Master of Chronicles, guardian of the broken workflow.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated clinical configuration for hospitals.
split.you▸ CHRONICLESYNC AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production database errors during shift change
You configure clinical workflows, build complex build records in Chronicles, and troubleshoot live production errors for hospital staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why the charting logic broke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI reads incoming tickets and applies known fixes automatically.
Month 6
Machine learning identifies potential conflicts in your configuration changes.
Month 12
Systems generate clinical charts based on live patient interaction data.
Month 16
Autonomous agents ensure all system build meets regulatory standards.
Month 21 · D-Day
Hospital systems self-configure without human intervention or oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.4 seconds
Ticket resolution time
0.00%
Documentation error rate
Non-existent
User frustration levels
Your severance
A one-year subscription to Epic certification training videos.
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