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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou install life-saving software that doctors hate almost as much as you.
Road warrior carrying configuration scripts and broken dreams.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System integration with zero human intervention.
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You configure complex patient record systems on-site at hospitals and train medical staff to use them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can manually soothe a frantic surgeon while the database re-indexes in the background.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Deployment scripts replace your manual server configuration and database mapping.
Month 5
Interactive video models replace your classroom sessions for hospital staff.
Month 10
Self-installing hardware pods arrive to eliminate your on-site travel.
Month 15
Remote diagnostic software resolves connectivity issues faster than you can.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system configures itself and you are officially disconnected from the network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
200
Travel days per year
12,402
Tears shed in breakrooms
zero
Configuration errors detected
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-hospital zip code.
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