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April 17, 2058
In 31 years, 6 monthsFeeding the sheep is hard when the shepherd has an existential crisis.
Professional shepherd of souls, amateur crisis negotiator.
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The eternal sermon for the modern soul.
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Priests lead liturgical services, provide pastoral counseling, and manage parish administrative affairs through weekly worship cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can offer authentic presence during a moment of genuine human grief.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 8
Algorithms begin drafting sermons that perfectly match demographic congregational needs.
Year 4
Smart software takes over budget tracking and parish administrative paperwork.
Year 11
Digital projectors handle routine baptismal and wedding liturgy logistics.
Year 17
Voice-responsive agents provide 24/7 basic pastoral counseling and comfort.
Year 32 · D-Day
The Church board realizes faith runs better on optimized cloud servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
99.9 percent
liturgy precision
simulated
counseling empathy score
zero
sermon sleep-induction
Your severance
One free ticket to the next regional synod.
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