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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsTurning your complex multidimensional spreadsheets into a slightly smaller, faster machine error.
Senior architect of fragile multidimensional Excel-like nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Architecting fiscal futures without the human lag.
help!youAI▸ MODELLOGIC-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses your cube logic into one script
You build complex financial models and map data structures for enterprise planning tools. Then you fix the formulas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate with a CFO who doesn't understand the model they asked for.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes your requirements documents to map dimensions.
Month 3
Neural nets write the allocation formulas faster than you can.
Month 6
Visualisation engines auto-generate your monthly executive reports.
Month 9
The machine runs constant parity checks to eliminate human input.
Month 11 · D-Day
You are replaced by a Python script that self-optimises continuously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12 per day
VLOOKUP induced headaches
800 characters
Average formula length
Infinite
Stakeholder change requests
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a spreadsheet viewer app.
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