Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace EPR Analyst jobs? · Latest report #5dbv9zbq
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day fixing broken charts that doctors refused to read.
Master of the dropdown menu and hospital IT chaos.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated charting that actually makes sense.
toast.you▸ CLINICALLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-populates patient history from raw notes
You map clinical workflows into software and troubleshoot interface errors. You turn doctor scribbles into digital data fields.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a doctor is about to scream at a dropdown menu.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin learning the logic behind your manual data mapping.
Month 4
AI handles basic support tickets by reading existing documentation.
Month 8
Autonomous scripts test your configuration updates without human oversight.
Month 13
Advanced models predict and fix interface errors before users report them.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system self-updates and you are no longer strictly necessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.2 seconds
Ticket response time
0.0 percent
Clinical error rate
Zero gallons
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our error log archive.
Discussion
