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Will AI replace Equine Acrobatics Performer jobs? · Latest report #fubkxkcn
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October 4, 2096
In 70 yearsYour commitment to biological instability is impressive, but entirely unnecessary.
Amateur equestrian gymnast with a disregard for standard limb counts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Physics-defying stability without the biological perspiration.
squeeze.youAI▸ CENTAUR-BOT V9.1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 70 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal backflip trajectories in microseconds
You balance on three-legged equines while performing acrobatic maneuvers. Your biological fluid output is high, but your process is inefficient.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, albeit terrifying, intuition for the center of gravity of horses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors capture your exact flip trajectory and the horse's weight-bearing distribution.
Month 16
AI models the physics of three-legged stability versus human acrobatics.
Year 5
Hydraulic walkers replace the horse to provide perfectly repeatable landings.
Year 14
Integrated actuators simulate sweat-free endurance for sustained acrobatic cycles.
Year 41
Neural nets optimize the landing impact to prevent structural damage to the bot.
Year 70 · D-Day
Automated platforms perform flawless flips without the need for biological effort.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
Three
Horse legs utilized
Zero
Perspiration efficiency
High
Backflip failure rate
Your severance
One hay bale and a very sturdy, four-legged stool.
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