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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour career is currently circling the drain of biological obsolescence.
Professional wrangler of expensive, microscopic liquid gold
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated collection and high-speed cryopreservation.
stretchy.youAI▸ STALLIONSTREAM PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes entire herds without a break
You collect and process stallion semen for artificial insemination. You manage liquid nitrogen tanks and microscopic quality analysis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a flighty stallion when the automated phantom mount fails.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models begin mapping equine behavior to anticipate collection needs.
Month 6
Smart mechanical mounts replace your manual temperature and pressure adjustments.
Month 16
Sensors take over microscopic checks to remove human judgment errors.
Year 2.1
Automated arms handle the rapid freezing and tank inventory management.
Year 3 · D-Day
The farm runs entirely on localized algorithms and autonomous collectors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
4 minutes
average collection time
0.02 percent
cryo-fail rate
high
human error potential
Your severance
a lifetime supply of premium hay
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