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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsTechnology finally makes the most awkward job in agriculture completely automated.
Professional wrangler of expensive biological liquids.
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Automated collection for maximum yield and safety.
toast.you▸ STUDMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes premium stallion samples with perfect accuracy
You manage the stallion, handle the collection phantom, and process the samples in the lab. It is surprisingly technical.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a stallion's mood before it kicks the side of the stall.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Smart cameras monitor stallion arousal to time the collection perfectly.
Month 10
An automated, temperature-regulated phantom takes over the physical interface.
Month 19
Optical sensors analyze sperm motility without a human in sight.
Year 2.7
Robotic arms pack and seal straws into liquid nitrogen tanks.
Year 4 · D-Day
The entire barn operation runs on silent, self-cleaning automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
Zero
Stallion frustration levels
Twelve
Collection cycles per hour
Zero percent
Human splatter risk
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium rubber gloves.
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