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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsYour ability to dodge a panicked horse keeps the machines guessing.
Expert at holding heads while dodging hooves in mud.
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Calm, precise, and significantly less likely to kick.
split.you▸ EQUIGUARD MOBILE SUITE 9▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms unruly colts with haptic feedback pulses
You assist with equine exams, field surgeries, dental floats, and managing unpredictable animal behavior in the field.
The one thing AI can't do
You sense exactly when a horse is about to bolt before the sensors trigger.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 12
Wearable animal monitors start logging vitals to reduce manual checks.
Year 3
Cloud software automates the paperwork, leaving you more time to scrub.
Year 10
Precision pumps control the dosage during routine dental and minor procedures.
Year 20
Gantry-mounted restraint arms provide safe, repeatable positioning for major tasks.
Year 40 · D-Day
Mobile robotic suites handle the field calls with superior situational awareness.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Kicks dodged per year
800
Gallons of sedative
99%
Mud exposure level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium horse-grade apple treats.
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