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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour expensive steak dinners are just overpriced overhead for the company.
Professional diner and expert at looking busy during lunch.
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Automated partnership management at scale.
split.you▸ DEALERSYNC PRO 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
replaces handshakes with frictionless digital API handoffs
You facilitate deals between manufacturers and heavy equipment sellers through constant in-person meetings and high-cost event coordination.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a dealer decides to switch manufacturers over dessert.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine tracks every dealer interaction you ever had.
Month 5
Software removes your role in checking inventory sheets.
Month 12
Conferences move to VR spaces, ending your travel budget.
Month 16
AI predicts dealer needs better than you can intuitively.
Year 2 · D-Day
The machine takes over the lunch tab permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 receipts
Annual expense report volume
90 minutes
Average lunch talk duration
Instant
Human connection latency
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired steakhouse gift cards.
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