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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsBatting away your relevance, one pristine clubhouse rack at a time.
Organizing chaos until the clubhouse becomes a silent server.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect kit, zero clubhouse chatter.
bzzt.youAI▸ CLUBHOUSE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
preps full roster gear overnight
You manage jerseys, bats, and gear lockers for a professional roster. You pack road bags for every away game.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows exactly why the shortstop needs his glove broken in by Thursday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID tags track every piece of equipment in the stadium.
Month 7
Industrial sensors detect stains and manage uniform cleaning cycles flawlessly.
Month 16
Precision mechanical hands treat leather to exact player-preferred specifications.
Year 2.2
Robotic cells distribute gear autonomously before the first pitch.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The clubhouse becomes a fully autonomous gear distribution network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
450
Jerseys folded per hour
0.01%
Bat grip tape failure rate
0
Road trip luggage lost
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium bat tape.
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