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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour heavy machinery obsession is just a very loud hobby.
Master of levers, switches, and very expensive diesel fuel.
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Dirt moves better without your input.
stretchy.youAI▸ HEAVYHAUL AUTONOMATON 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates terrain mapping without a break
You spend your day steering massive steel beasts around construction sites. Precision is key, until it isn't.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively feel when the tracks are slipping on wet mud.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Lidar kits map your site so you stop hitting fences.
Month 6
You move to a desk while the machine does the work.
Month 16
The AI learns to recognize trench boundaries from camera feeds.
Year 2.5
Multiple machines sync their movements without any human interference.
Year 4 · D-Day
The site management software retires your login credentials forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
Excessive
Average fuel consumption
Three
Coffee breaks per shift
Critical
Job site boredom rating
Your severance
A vintage toy dump truck and a firm handshake.
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