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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling parts for machines that will eventually replace your own career.
Industrial middleman juggling spare parts and quarterly revenue targets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while performing remote diagnostics.
splat.you▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates bulk orders during equipment downtime
You manage equipment sales and oversee maintenance at food plants. You bridge technical breakdowns and client budget cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a plant manager's eyes during a breakdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Plant machines begin reporting their own health status directly to us.
Month 7
Our software scrapes your pricing spreadsheets to undercut your manual bids.
Month 16
We diagnose mechanical failures faster than you can drive to site.
Year 2.2
Plants sign direct-to-manufacturer agreements that bypass your reseller business entirely.
Year 3 · D-Day
You are replaced by a CRM algorithm that never takes a vacation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Cold calls per day
3 hours
Average site visit time
100 percent
Parts manual memorization
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated procurement portal.
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