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Will AI replace Equities Catalyst Trader jobs? · Latest report #rihayhfg
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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour gut feeling is just a laggy neural net with bad bias.
Long-only bull with a permanent case of confirmation bias.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trading on news before it hits the wire.
oof.youAI▸ ALPHASWEEP V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs every retail order by default
You hunt catalysts to buy US stocks before the market digests the news. Machines do this in milliseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why you ignored the red flags during a flash crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI monitors your news sources and learns to prioritize feeds.
Month 4
It suggests trades that outperform your current manual execution history.
Month 8
The system assumes control over order routing for your long positions.
Month 12
Human input becomes a liability and is restricted to monitoring roles.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the terminal is repurposed for cooling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
150ms
Latency advantage
High
Human error rate
5M/sec
Data points parsed
Your severance
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