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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour alpha died the moment you stopped using a quill pen.
High-frequency gambler with a taste for red candles.
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Faster than light, cheaper than lunch.
bzzt.you▸ TICKERCRUSHER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes a million trades in three milliseconds
You hunt for liquidity and execute orders based on market signals. You sit through hours of volatility.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague existential dread of a floor broker at 3 p.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Algorithms learn your specific, suboptimal ways of buying the dip.
Week 7
Smart agents take over your low-volume and routine trade execution.
Month 3
Custom hardware replaces your reaction time with nanosecond light cycles.
Month 5
Software updates ensure your portfolio is hedged without your intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
The terminal shuts down as your trading account turns to pure math.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too slow
Average blink rate
zero
Latency tolerance
100 percent
Emotional trade bias
Your severance
A warm handshake and a firm shove out.
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