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Will AI replace Equity Derivatives Analyst jobs? · Latest report #fp2dy2p2
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April 18, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour complex hedging strategies are just a series of matrix operations.
Selling delta one to people who only want volatility.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Systematic insights without the human overhead.
glub.youAI▸ QUANTFLOW ENGINE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates strategy alpha from raw noise
You produce delta one research reports and pitch systematic strategies to clients who ignore most of your data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle anxiety in a client's eyes during a market crash.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape your research data feeds to build charts instantly.
Month 4
Cloud clusters run a million permutations of your strategy nightly.
Month 8
AI agents answer client questions using your historical chat logs.
Month 13
The system pushes research notes directly to client terminals.
Month 18 · D-Day
The human research desk is shut down for total efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
12 million
Spreadsheet rows analyzed
98 percent
Client eyes-glazed-over score
100 percent
Meetings replaced by automated PDFs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own redundant research.
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