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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling complexity to insurers while your inbox does the real work.
First-year analyst selling math to risk-averse suits.
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You pitch derivative structures to insurance desks and maintain client databases. Your value is purely procedural.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the performative laughter required during client dinners.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scrapers pull market data directly into your pricing models.
Month 5
Generative models build your morning pitch books by dawn.
Month 10
Bots update client interaction logs during your lunch break.
Month 15
Clients now request structures directly through our portal interface.
Month 19 · D-Day
The sales desk now functions entirely without a middleman.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
Six cups
Coffee consumed per day
100 percent
Client follow-ups automated
Infinite
Spreadsheet rows processed
Your severance
One free Bloomberg terminal subscription for a week.
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