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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou bill for wisdom but sell mostly glorified document templates.
Selling expensive opinions on laws written by someone else.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours are now obsolete.
ow.youAI▸ JURISLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
reinterprets statutes to eliminate all liability
You draft complex regulatory filings and argue fine points of financial law to justify your hourly rate.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a regulator is bluffing in a private meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts drafting your standard regulatory filings instantly.
Month 5
Software flags every regulatory loophole before you even look.
Month 13
Automated legal research tools make your associates completely redundant.
Year 2.1
Clients prefer chatting with the bot for faster legal answers.
Year 3 · D-Day
The firm board votes to replace you with a subscription server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per hour
89%
Hours spent on billable nonsense
12
Client golf games won
Your severance
A box of fountain pens and a firm handshake.
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