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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build complex valuation models for clients who only read the summary.
Master of Excel, slave to the buy-side.
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squeeze.youAI▸ QUANTTHESIS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
collapses earnings forecasts into bullet points
You build financial models and write industry reports to help portfolio managers decide which stocks to buy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a contrarian thesis during a hostile morning briefing session.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers pull quarterly filings directly into the model.
Month 5
Language models write the first draft of every industry report.
Month 10
Algorithms run sensitivity analyses faster than you can open Excel.
Month 15
Clients stop asking you questions and talk to the bot.
Month 19 · D-Day
The spreadsheet is deleted and the server takes the desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4000
Average Excel cells per day
12
Hours spent updating slides
0%
Client reports read entirely
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the Bloomberg terminal you hate.
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