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Will AI replace Equity Research Salesperson jobs? · Latest report #3ninrrky
Your job has an expiration date
February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsSelling other people's guesses to people who don't care.
Professional lunch-haver and institutional whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure data, zero lunch expense.
split.youAI▸ QUANTPITCH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated market updates to all contacts
Pitches equity research reports to institutional investors. Manages client relationships to secure trading commissions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is furious about a bad tip.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software replaces manual email blasts for research reports.
Month 3
AI models predict which investor actually wants which stock.
Month 7
Analysts get replaced by avatars that handle investor questions.
Month 12
Chatbots maintain rapport based on trading history and preferences.
Month 16 · D-Day
The sales desk closes as algorithms execute all trade orders.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
150 USD
Average lunch tab
99 percent
Cold calls ignored
too many
Analyst calls bridged
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one final expense report.
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